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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? (Slightly Spiced for the Local Palate)

Pervez Musharraf - Egged on by NGOs, I bet! [Cluck, cluck.] Fakhar Imam - Musharraf probably meant "[Qalaq, Qalaq]" Chaudhry Qazaa-e-Elahi - Jaae kaheeñ ... aana to üsay yañhee hae! Maulana Fazl-ur-Rahman - The other side must've paid more. Nawaz Sharif - Oye Shabaaaz - Chhaytee kar. Kukkad pakad, tikka banwaa ... Peerané Peer - Vaqt aanay par sab vaazeh ho jaaega! Qazi Husain Ahmad - There is no compulsion and she is not answerable to us. As long as she wore the Hijab when crossing, it is entirely her choice. Imran Khan - [Sigh] Chicks do that. Jaahil Online Team - Qaza-o-Raza kay masaael mayñ ülajhna hee baykaar hae. Asif Zardari - Never mind why! Did we get our 10% from the toll tax? Kamila Shamsie - Dunno Why ... but do know How: The Bird Flu Head of ISI ("Name withheld by request") - The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken. Probably happened in a 'neighbouring country'... Manmohan Singh - We have reason to believe it was a 'halaal' chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road to confirm this. Atta ur Rahman - It wasn't a road, it was a Highway. An eHighway that I built with my own bare hands. The current Government is helping chickens in all villages cross highways. Leghari sahab has been appointed to figure out what they will do once they get to the other side. Nawabzaadah Nasrullah - What's a chicken? Everyone's Daadaa Jaan - In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough.

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Blogger Sidhusaaheb said...


15 February, 2008 00:38

Anonymous the olive ream said...

That was very funny...

Pervez Elahi:"So, what if I crossed the road?...I do that from time to time. By the way, vote for my son!"

15 February, 2008 01:14

Anonymous ayesha said...

Hehe, that was fun! It good to see something light on the Windmills. :)

16 February, 2008 05:59

Anonymous samina b. said...

Reurned to your blog after a long absence and have been catching up all week. You are getting back into form, Zakintosh. 'You-know-who' would have loved it.

21 February, 2008 23:23


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