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Monday, December 05, 2005

Pappu, yaar .... buss kar!

This hilariously idiotic message has been doing the Muslim rounds lately. I have removed the sender's name as I believe the identity of the insane must be protected at all times. The full version contains supporting quotes from religious texts.

From: x To: mail_list2 Subject: Interesting phenomena. Date: Thu, 1 Dec 2005 19:04:37 -0800 (PST) Sun Will Rise From The West One Day..!!! (Scientific Proof) As the strong belief of we muslims is that when the sun will rise from west rather than east, that time will be the biggest identity of The Day Of Judgement (Qayamah). And the door of Forgiveness will be closed on that day. The science of astronomy states that the speed of planet Mars has been decreasing in its course towards the eastern direction in the few past weeks to the level we notice the "waver" between the east and the west..and on Wednesday the 30th of July the planet movement stopped going toward the eastern direction..!!! Then in the months of August and September...Mars changed its course in the opposite direction to the West- and that until the end of September..which means the sun will rise now from the west on Mars!! And this weird phenomena of the opposite movement called "Retyrograde Motion" Most scientist state that all the planets will go through the same once at least and our planet Earth is one of them. Planet Earth will move in the opposite direction some day and the sun will rise from the west!! This might occur soon and we are unaware when it'll happen.
Real Retrograde Motion has obviously not been understood by the author of this piece of nonsense. The only other retrograde motion is the one that is, sadly, taking place in the minds of the Muslims of today. Is there no way we can stop these rectoids from having an entire community become an object of ridicule?

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3 Comments:

Blogger the olive ream said...

ZAK,

Good one!

I think the author of this 'scientific proof' needs to return back to his/her planet as the door of forgiveness is fast closing due to the lack of intelligence being exhibited.

06 December, 2005 11:09

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be so hard on him. It took me a while to understand the mistake u were referring to, even with the diagram. :P

15 December, 2005 11:44

 
Blogger Kathleen Callon said...

Funny. Every culture and every religion have uninformed or uneducated people. We have President Bush... you can't get much more ignorant or stupid than him. Don't worry.

Peace.

Kat in California

01 January, 2006 04:25

 

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