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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Achtüng!

I thank my friend and R&D Junkie, Dr. Isa Daudpota, whose Research has resulted mainly in his own Development, for bringing this to my notice: The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of a Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease, contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior, is more likely to affect those with certain genetic weaknesses. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:

  • anti-social personality disorders
  • delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones
  • extreme cognitive dissonance
  • inability to incorporate new information
  • acute xenophobia and paranoia
  • inability to accept responsibility for own actions
  • cowardice masked by misplaced bravado
  • uncontrolled facial smirking
  • ignorance of geography and history
  • tendencies towards evangelical theocracy
  • categorical all-or-nothing behavior
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease has evolved, having originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

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1 Comments:

Blogger the olive ream said...

LOL! :D This is just my sort of humour..Loved it!

As I always say, With a 'Dick' and 'Bush' in the white house, we're bound to get SCREWED!

07 December, 2005 19:53

 

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