Having an effair? (PG-13: Kids, stay out!)

Got this ad in my email today, forwarded by someone who actually installed X-SPY in his office in the USA and was advised by his lawyers that he needs to inform his 9 employees about this installation, otherwise he could be sued for all sorts of invasion of privacy cases. (Wonder if this applies to home use, too.)

X-SPY to the rescue! Do you know who your kids chat with whenever they get on to the Internet? Or your spouse's cybersex activities? Or what sites your employees visit on the Net on your time? Even more scary: Are your employees emailing your business secrets to your competitors? Or sending confidential data to their private email addresses for later use? If you do worry about these issues, worry no more. X-SPY (only $69 to download) runs in stealth mode where it is not detected by the user of the computer. It captures everything from chats and instant messages to email, web sites and much more. Some STATS for you: · 85% of WOMEN who feel they have a cheating spouse ARE correct. · 50% of MEN who feel they have a cheating spouse ARE correct. · 70% of MARRIED WOMEN do not know about their spouses' affair. · 54% of MARRIED MEN do not know about their spouses' affair. · 86% of CHILDREN can chat online without their parents' knowledge. · 64% of TEENS do things online they don't want their parents to know about. · 50% of TEENS communicate online with someone they have never met. · 30% of TEENAGED GIRLS are sexually solicited inside a chat room. · 58% of PARENTS monitor what their child does in online chat rooms.

So, if you are the perpetrator of a corporate crime, or are having effairs (as I prefer to call them, since they may not always lead to cybersex), be on the lookout for SpyKiller - a piece of software that's sure to follow, possibly from a sister company of the X-SPY guys - making money both ways off eSuckers. Postscript 1: The person who forwarded the ad had this to say on stats #4 & #5: "... only 30% women know, but 46% of men do. This indicates that men are more tech-savvy and use this software ;-)" ... His wife added a footnote in the email: "Being less tech-savvy also means fewer of us have 'virtual affairs' and go for the real thing, unlike stupid males! Hahaha!" Postscript 2: Had I written the copy for the ad, I'd have used the tongue-in-cheek pricing tab to greater advantage by using this ad headline: 69 keeps you from getting screwed! Piece! Peace!