Scoop of the Century!

On a recent visit to the Karachi Freepress Club I noticed a pile of newspapers hidden in the corner. Enquiries revealed that The Daily Noise - the one with the motto, "All the news that fits, we print!" - had brought out an edition on the morning after the President's address to the consterNation ... but it got banned and could not be distributed. Reporters sneaked a few copies for their posteriors posterity. I have photographed one since KFC would not allow me to take one away (Chicken, you think?). Here, then, dear readers, a Collector's Edition - typos and all - just for you! (Tell 'em you read it here, first!)